Yusufari

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  • A swap box for your street · Yusufari ·

    A weatherproof box where anyone can leave books, toys or kitchen bits and take something else: sustainability can be that simple. What matters is a good spot, permission from the owner or the council, and a few people w…

  • Help with forms and tech · Yusufari ·

    Not everyone finds smartphones, online bookings or long forms easy. Often a patient half hour is all it takes to help someone. Important: never take over passwords or bank details, go through it together step by step in…

  • Your first job · Yusufari ·

    Whether it's a part-time job in a café, delivering leaflets or tutoring: your first job brings not just money but confidence too. Make sure you get a written contract and that your hours fit around school or college. Wh…

  • Learning to drive: tips and experiences · Yusufari ·

    A driving licence is a big step towards independence for many, but it takes time and money. Compare offers beforehand, study the theory regularly in small chunks and stay relaxed during lessons. Bikes and public transpo…

  • Traditions in Yusufari · Yusufari ·

    Festivals, customs and small rituals connect people across decades. Which tradition in Yusufari means the most to you, and do you take part yourself? Tell us about it in the comments!

  • Good news from the neighbourhood · Yusufari ·

    So many nice things happen that never make the papers: a lost wallet returned, a new shop opening, a lovely celebration. What good news from Yusufari would you like to share this week? We look forward to your posts!

  • Photo of the week · Yusufari ·

    A sunrise over the rooftops, a front garden in bloom or a funny sign: home is full of great pictures. Show us your best photo of the week from Yusufari and tell us briefly where you took it!

  • Yusufari · Yusufari ·

    Yusufari is a town and Local Government Area in Yobe State, Nigeria. It shares a border in the north with The Republic of Niger. It has an area of 3,928 km2 and a population of 111,086 at the 2006 census.[1] The postal …

  • The phone · Anetan ·

    Why did the phone wear glasses? It lost all its contacts.

  • The dog · Angaur ·

    One dog says to another: “My owner taught me to fetch sticks.” – “What did you teach him?” – “To throw them.”

  • Frogs · Anibare ·

    What do frogs order at a café? French flies and a Croak-a-Cola.

  • Geometry · Anse Boileau ·

    What did the triangle say to the circle? “You're pointless.”

  • Coffee · Anse Etoile ·

    My coffee and I agreed to wake up together this morning. It won by a mile.

  • The library · Anse Royale ·

    Why is the library the tallest building in town? Because it has the most stories.

  • The bicycle · Anse aux Pins ·

    Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

  • Ducks · Anse-la-Raye ·

    What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.

  • Gardening · Anseba ·

    Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? He wanted to grow a power plant.

  • Owls · Antarktis ·

    What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? Hoo-dini.

  • The sea · Antipoden-Inseln ·

    What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

  • Teachers · Anuradhapura ·

    Teacher: “Can anyone tell me what a vacuum is?” – Pupil: “I've got it in my head, Miss, I just can't get it out.”

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