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- Jennifer Namuyangu (1968) – Ugandan politician
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Aktuelle Beiträge
- A swap box for your street · Kibuku ·
A weatherproof box where anyone can leave books, toys or kitchen bits and take something else: sustainability can be that simple. What matters is a good spot, permission from the owner or the council, and a few people w…
- Help with forms and tech · Kibuku ·
Not everyone finds smartphones, online bookings or long forms easy. Often a patient half hour is all it takes to help someone. Important: never take over passwords or bank details, go through it together step by step in…
- Your first job · Kibuku ·
Whether it's a part-time job in a café, delivering leaflets or tutoring: your first job brings not just money but confidence too. Make sure you get a written contract and that your hours fit around school or college. Wh…
- Learning to drive: tips and experiences · Kibuku ·
A driving licence is a big step towards independence for many, but it takes time and money. Compare offers beforehand, study the theory regularly in small chunks and stay relaxed during lessons. Bikes and public transpo…
- What could make Kibuku District even better? · Kibuku ·
Every place can become a little nicer to live in, and locals often have the best ideas. What would you improve in Kibuku District: more benches, better cycle paths, a meeting place for young and old? Share your suggesti…
- Rainy day – now what? · Kibuku ·
Not every day is sunny, and with kids you need good ideas when it pours. Where do you go in Kibuku District when it's wet outside: the library, the swimming pool, a board-game café, or puddle jumping after all? Share yo…
- What's on the table here? · Kibuku ·
Almost every region has a dish you won't find anywhere else, or a recipe handed down through the generations. What food simply belongs to Kibuku District? Tell us your favourites and where to try them!
- At the café · ·
“Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!” – “Don't worry, sir, he won't eat much.”
- Numbers · A'ana ·
What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt!”
- Scarecrow · Abchasien ·
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Snowmen · Abia ·
What did one snowman say to the other? “Can you smell carrots?”
- Skeletons · Acklins ·
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
- At the bakery · Adamawa ·
“One loaf, please.” – “Sorry, we've only got rolls left.” – “Fine, I'll take twelve and a bit of glue.”
- The calendar · Addis Abeba ·
Why was the calendar so popular? It had a lot of dates.
- Cows without legs · Addu-Atoll ·
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
- At the zoo · Adscharien ·
“Mum, why does the giraffe have such a long neck?” – “Because its head is so far from its body, love.”
- Garden gnome · Afar ·
I gave my garden gnome the week off. He's standing in the shed pretending it's Spain.
- Clouds · Agalega-Inseln ·
What did one cloud say to the other on a grey day? “I feel a bit under the weather.”
- The pencil · Aiga-i-le-Tai ·
I was going to tell you a joke about a blunt pencil, but it's pointless.
- Shopping · Aimeliik ·
My flatmate said, “Buy a loaf, and if they have eggs, get six.” We now have six loaves.
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